100% of doctors agree that Vitamin D does a body good, (probably especially on your white ass thighs). Enter: Short Simple Shorts. You’re out for a ruck, Vitamin D. You’re at your buddy’s backyard BBQ, Vitamin D. The restaurant has outdoor seating, bingo - Vitamin D. And wherever you are, the world gets to see more of you getting, you guessed it, Vitamin D. Lucky them.
After all, if you got ‘em, rock ‘em.
- Tough and simple
- Back pockets and finished belt loops
- Fast drying, abrasion resistant, two-way stretch fabric
- ToughDry™ fabric is the same material used in our Simple Pants, Simple Shorts, and Challenge Pants
- Horizontal pockets so stuff doesn't fall out
- 5.5" inseam
- Curved waistband for better fit
- Made in the USA
- ToughDry® fabric is fast-drying, abrasion resistant and features two-way stretch, 94% nylon, 6% spandex
- Care instructions: Wear often, wash in a sink in a hotel in the middle of nowhere when you must. Or, machine wash cold, infrequently, wherever you are. Do not heat dry to preserve fabric's water repellency.
Measurements refer to actual garment dimensions. Garment may shrink slightly after first wash. Follow care instructions to ensure minimal shrinking.
Scars Lifetime Guarantee
We use premium fabrics and premium threads and we reinforce zippers and take additional steps in construction to ensure that our apparel thrives during a lifetime of abuse. It’s never meant for a landfill and we don’t build it with that in mind. We believe if you buy something for one season, you can wear it all the seasons of your life.
SCARS WILL REALLY REPAIR MY APPAREL FOREVER?
We’ll happily patch up any holes or reinforce any stitching to keep you on your way in our Built in the USA GORUCK Apparel. If you’re actually able to wear our apparel out and we cannot repair it, we will replace it, free of charge. Don’t think of this as a pure replacement program, think of this as a repair program. We build the best and want it to last forever, with you.
WHAT’S THE CATCH?
Massive fire damage and mutilation are not covered as a matter of policy, but it’s always a conversation. If an ember from a Colorado campfire sparks your direction and then there’s a hole, we’ll happily patch it up, free of charge. If you send us a pile of ashes, that’s a slightly different story. If you share that story, we’ll get you back in action at a discount.
And we’ll send you a note of congratulations and do 50 push-ups, in your honor.
- 0.40 LBS
- Made in USA:
- Scars Guarantee:
- 6 months
- 94% nylon, 6% spandex
- Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, only non chlorine bleach when needed, tumble dry low, cool iron if needed
& Free Returns
All USA orders to the lower 48 qualify for FREE No-Rush Shipping. No promo code needed.
Don't like it? Send it back for free. Every order comes with a FREE return shipping label. Too easy.
We have two grades, A and F and A- rounds down. Excellence is the standard and please hold us to it, we want you to love your gear as much as we do.
Do Right By People
Our goal is to run a company our grandfathers would be proud of. And the central tenet — an oldie but a goodie — is that we do whatever it takes to do right by people. Contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org with any questions and we'll get back to you ASAP.