100% of doctors agree that Vitamin D does a body good, (probably especially on your white ass thighs). Enter: Short Simple Shorts. You’re out for a ruck, Vitamin D. You’re at your buddy’s backyard BBQ, Vitamin D. The restaurant has outdoor seating, bingo - Vitamin D. And wherever you are, the world gets to see more of you getting, you guessed it, Vitamin D. Lucky them.
After all, if you got ‘em, rock ‘em.
- Tough and simple
- Back pockets and finished belt loops
- Fast drying, abrasion resistant, two-way stretch fabric
- ToughDry™ fabric is the same material used in our Simple Pants, Simple Shorts, and Challenge Pants
- Horizontal pockets so stuff doesn't fall out
- 5.5" inseam
- Curved waistband for better fit
- Made in the USA
- ToughDry® fabric is fast-drying, abrasion resistant and features two-way stretch, 94% nylon, 6% spandex
- Care instructions: Wear often, wash in a sink in a hotel in the middle of nowhere when you must. Or, machine wash cold, infrequently, wherever you are. Do not heat dry to preserve fabric's water repellency.
Measurements refer to actual garment dimensions. Garment may shrink slightly after first wash. Follow care instructions to ensure minimal shrinking.
Scars 6 Month Apparel Guarantee
Up to 6 months: We’ll replace your GORUCK Built in the USA apparel for free. No matter how many Challenges you do, no matter how much you abuse them. We stand behind what we build.
After 6 months: Defects in materials or workmanship will continue to be replaced; however, excessive abuse will be replaced at our discretion. We define excessive by saying it can’t survive a Kill Bill Hattori Hanzo sword or bullets or probably some of the other things we haven’t heard of yet that you’ll subject it to.
The bottom line: We’ve spent years testing GORUCK apparel at our Challenges and it holds up. You can pay less for cheaper stuff that will fail – brand whatever pants and the seams will bust and then you’ll buy another cheap pair that maybe even costs a lot of money. And the cycle continues. We believe in building the best and the best things in life get better with time.
- 0.40 LBS
- Made in USA:
- Scars Guarantee:
- 6 months
- 94% nylon, 6% spandex
- Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, only non chlorine bleach when needed, tumble dry low, cool iron if needed